Pass the Crow, Please
Did I say Redmond wasn’t serious about security?
I’m writing this column on my new wireless Pocket PC (which even recognizes
Auntie’s executive-style handwriting: pretty amazing!) while I whip up
a little lunch in the kitchen here at Chez Pea. I’m having some fine white
wine (a lovely little Sbragia Reserve from Beringer), a salad, and the
cutest little crow pie that you can imagine. Fabio, the lucky devil, is
outside supervising the landscaper, but that’s OK: This is my own meal
You faithful readers already know that this gal’s been a wee bit skeptical
of Microsoft’s commitment to security in recent years. Some rude people
might even say that a bit of cynicism has crept into these columns (I
prefer to think of it as realism). But now there’s a new development that’s
hard for this IT maven to easily dismiss: Bill Gates has stepped into
the security arena personally.
In case you missed it, Bill G. sent around one of his occasional all-hands
memos in mid-January, exhorting the masses at Microsoft to devote their
efforts to Trustworthy Computing. Of course, the memo was promptly leaked
to the press, which is how we know that he’s promoting that concept with
Important Capital Letters. Naturally, this brought the professional Microsoft-watchers
out of the woodwork. Some airily dismissed the memo as a PR stunt, written
only for leakage. Others, such as the normally savvy Bruce Schneier (of
Counterpane Internet Security), seized the opportunity to ride their own
hobby-horses a few more times around the track; Schneier says Microsoft
can’t succeed unless it opens its code to peer review and public scrutiny.
As if Bill didn’t already have more than enough smart developers on the
payroll to peer review any code to death without sending it off-campus.
Still others have said Microsoft will try and fail, or that it won’t even
try, or that it can’t afford the costs of making its products secure.
Surely you’ve heard the expression that those who cannot remember the
past are condemned to repeat it. Or in this case, those who cannot remember
the past are condemned to misinterpret the future. Let’s think about some
of the other times that Bill has pointed the Microsoft juggernaut in a
new direction, shall we?
In the early 1980s, Microsoft was doing well with MS-DOS as its operating
system. A complacent company might have remained there at the command
prompt. But, no, Windows became the new strategic direction for the company.
It didn’t run real well on the hardware of that era, but that didn’t matter;
soon every part of Microsoft was making software for Windows.
In 1995, Microsoft—or more precisely, Bill Gates—noticed the Internet.
There was one of those memos telling everyone that this was The Future
for the company. And, lo, did many things come to pass, from Internet
Explorer to HTML Help to MSN. You can argue that not every Internet initiative
from Microsoft has been a success, but it’s clear that—with a big push
from above—the entire operation turned in a new direction.
And now, Trustworthy Computing. Sure, it’s possible that this one won’t
pan out, but I find it hard to dismiss. Auntie has visited some of the
folks in Redmond (with Fabio’s fresh chocolate chip cookies in hand),
and she knows that these memos don’t come down the e-mail pike every day.
Don’t underestimate Microsoft’s developers. They’re smart cookies (even
if they’re not chocolate chip) and when they’re told to concentrate on
security, you can be sure they’ll take the problem seriously.
Golden Age? Hardly. Turning over a new corporate leaf? Sure looks that
way. More secure products? Wait a year to be sure, but Auntie says, yes.
And now if you’ll excuse me I need to get out the silverware and some
Em C. Pea, MCP, is a technology consultant, writer and now budding nanotechnologist who you can expect to turn up somewhere writing about technology once again.